you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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