I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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