Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
be right there i have to get my cape
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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