You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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