Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I smell like Dick and happiness
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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