You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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