My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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