Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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