I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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