why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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