And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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