From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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