would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
