no, he came in my armpit
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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