You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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