So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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