So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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