smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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