Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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