You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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