Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Life without a bra equals bliss.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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