shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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