the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we made out on top of his cat.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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