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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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