They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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