We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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