Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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