She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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