haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My cat gives me a boner
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
we're making bets on your personal life
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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