why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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