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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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