We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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