how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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