At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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