Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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