problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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