Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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