Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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