You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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