I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't deserve a penis
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
