lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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