just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Randomize
