He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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