break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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