she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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