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3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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