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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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