fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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