Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I did not marry a roomba.
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