clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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