Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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