Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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