I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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