So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
someone threw a dead crab at me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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