New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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