Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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