Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
