What a fucking waste of an outfit
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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