I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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