Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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