Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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