Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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